Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2016
March 18, 2016
March 20, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Where were you today? Pig: 'General Auto Parts.' Goat: Do you like it there? Pig: Pretty much. Goat: You're not sure? Pig: I guess I like it in general in general. General: What'd you say, private? Pig: That I like it in general in general, General. Rat: Stop.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
I think this is grounds to court-martial Stephan.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Who’s the army man: Gen. Otto Parts? (Feel free to whack me, Rat.)
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
If Pig’s not careful he’s likely to get some corporal punishment.
finale almost 9 years ago
Got a feeling that some major punning will rain down here today.
Oshietekun almost 9 years ago
Pig is about to show that general his private parts.
cdgar almost 9 years ago
Generally I like generals, but we didn’t have any of those in the Navy where I served except for General Goof-offs and General Quarters.
blunebottle almost 9 years ago
Anyone remember Major Major Major Major?
HeckleMeElmo almost 9 years ago
Tomorrow we’ll see General Mills in the second serial installment.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
He will return.
J Short almost 9 years ago
Pipe down.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Not a colonel of truth to the major rumor that the General is into corporal punishment. (And for you sailors) That would make him a petty officer.
deepstblu almost 9 years ago
Yesterday “private parts,” today a general. Do I see a trend?
James Wolfenstein almost 9 years ago
“I went to general auto parts with my military boyfriend…”“I like it in general in general in general”
Chad Cheetah almost 9 years ago
I thought Goat was staying away from Pig…
Stocky One almost 9 years ago
Pastis is going to milk this new line of humour as far as he can – there’s not a colonel of doubt!
Stocky One almost 9 years ago
As I said, he’s going to milk this line of humour as far as he can. However, I feel that would be a major blunder ;-)
fleebell almost 9 years ago
Yea, Stop. Call the police and have that imposter arrested for pretending to be a military officer.
Kali39 almost 9 years ago
Hey, Cartoon Boy! Generally speaking, the general would like to speak with you. He has a blackjack with him…
RoboZsaZsa almost 9 years ago
Corporal punishment will be showing up next
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good one, Robo!
peabodyboy almost 9 years ago
“General notions are generally wrong.”—Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Love it!
xxx
Ricky Bennett almost 9 years ago
I’m gonna tell Pastis on you…waitaminnit…
cosman almost 9 years ago
“Good Generals never die.,They merely generalize away..”
x_Tech almost 9 years ago
Just another general admission by Pig.
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
Cited by Cary Grant as his favorite poem:“They bought me a box of tin soldiersI threw all the Generals awayI Smashed up the Sergeants and MajorsNow I play with my Privates all day.”
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Wait ’til Major Major Major Major gets there!(look it up!)
EileenPatriciaBruce over 3 years ago
I don’t get it
EileenPatriciaBruce over 3 years ago
You all are better than Pattis on thus one.
Zacian about 1 year ago
Since nobody said it already, imma post this in General Chat