Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2016

Heck, Denns Kucinich has more than 39,000 Twitter followers.

Orphanage founder, philanthropist, museum founder, bridge builder… and twit.:Well, at least Johnson makes me feel a lot better about myself.

“Never send to know for whom the Twitter tweets, it tweets for thee.” You twit!

The dumbing-down of America? Surprised there weren’t any gamers or rappers mentioned.

Take heart, Goat (and Pig, I guess). Coming generations will not be literate enough to engrave anything more than emoji on tombstones….

You doesn’t have to call me Johnson…You can call me Ray…You can call me Ray-Jay….but you doesn’t have to call me Johnson !

Remember when they said “you can’t take it with you, when you die”?

Under the wide and starry skyDig my grave and let me lieGlad that I tweet, and gladly I textAnd I Facebook the world with a will…….So these be the words you ‘grave for me:Forget the world it’s all about me,Home is the twit, home from the WebAnd photobomb is me.( I’m sorry Mr. Stevenson)

As depressed as he is Goat should’ve went for a walk in the park instead…….on the other hand that dumb Pig is having a blast.

Oh my, I have no twitter followers. Guess I won’t have much to say on my tombstone.

My word does Stephan needs to do more CROCS!

What state had no orphanage before the 20th century?

so does this mean he was a Twit?

No Twitter, no Facebook, nor any other “social media”! I don’t care what you had for dinner, or what it was the next day.

I was thinking McLean Stevenson ;)

Looks like Cartoon-Boy is going all fancy on us with the Zip-a-tone. Seriously though it looks good!

PASTIS1968 – 2016Died by the pun.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry at this.Hmm, I think I’ll laugh. I might get abuse for it but it’s only a cartoon.xxx

Reminds me of the new product created by combining the three popular social media networks of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook …

YouTwitFace.

Seems like so many cartoonists these days like to use their comics to satirize the use of cell phones and social media platforms. We get it, cartoonists; you don’t like phones or social media. Stop taking shots at’em. It’s tired, played, and lazy. Find something else to make fun of!

And for the record, “Pearls” got a shout-out today on Reply All here on GoComics.

Maybe he shouldn’t text while driving.

How long before we start seeing emoji tombstones?