Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 07, 2016

I knew sex was the only thing in your mind; you have just proven me wrong. Your head is empty.

It’s never too late.

I’ll be happy to remind you.

Let me give you something to remember me by.

This would make more sense with a male character.

Maybe she’ll remember when she’s a SEXagenarian

You also forgot to wear your underwear but that is a win win situation.

‘No wonder all those sailors at the dock were asking me if I could make change for a ten’

Call me, most forgettable…

Meh. My wife forgot about sex for more than six years before we finally got it on a month or so ago. And she’s forgotten more than she’s remembered over the last 10-12 years.

So it was a dinner, a movie, then you shook hands and went home?

SHOULD HAVE BEEN “forgot how to have sex”

Well that’s one form of birth control.

Yeah, but while you were having it?