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The problem with a black eye is that you have to tell the story to everyone who sees you – there’s no hiding it. The good thing is you can make up a terrific story.
One night, I made a wrong turn and walked into a wall like it wasn’t even there. Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?
@LuvThemPluggers.“Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?”
I knew a young girl back at Pensacola Junior College who worked on uneven parallel bars.Body covered with bruises.She said people gave her father dirty looks as they walked along Pensacola Beach.Innocent but guilty in their eyes.
Squizzums about 9 years ago
The first rule of punching yourself in the face is not telling anyone about punching yourself in the face.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
First best friend Clyde, then grandson Nelson. Who’s next: sister-in-law Pearl?
LuvThemPluggers about 9 years ago
I’m thinking the answer is “not really” Nelson.
riverhawk about 9 years ago
tom about 9 years ago
Never worked for me!
Less Monday... More Friday about 9 years ago
Doubtful…
usafmsgt about 9 years ago
“I coulda been a contender.”
Dkram about 9 years ago
No.\\//_
jtviper7 about 9 years ago
Who ever said that Earl was lazy ?
cubswin2016 about 9 years ago
It would take a hammer to knock some sense into Grandpa.
Perkycat about 9 years ago
The problem with a black eye is that you have to tell the story to everyone who sees you – there’s no hiding it. The good thing is you can make up a terrific story.
Linguist about 9 years ago
He’s just shining Nelson on !
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
i wish that worked
Number Three about 9 years ago
How about if you were the judge of that, Nelson?xxx
tea62 about 9 years ago
“Young man, I was in bed wrestling with Gramma… You’ll understand some day.”
LuvThemPluggers about 9 years ago
One night, I made a wrong turn and walked into a wall like it wasn’t even there. Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 9 years ago
@LuvThemPluggers.“Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?”
I knew a young girl back at Pensacola Junior College who worked on uneven parallel bars.Body covered with bruises.She said people gave her father dirty looks as they walked along Pensacola Beach.Innocent but guilty in their eyes.