Pickles by Brian Crane for March 10, 2016

The first rule of punching yourself in the face is not telling anyone about punching yourself in the face.

First best friend Clyde, then grandson Nelson. Who’s next: sister-in-law Pearl?

I’m thinking the answer is “not really” Nelson.

Hope this kid remembers his grandparents.

Never worked for me!

Doubtful…

“I coulda been a contender.”

No.\\//_

Who ever said that Earl was lazy ?

It would take a hammer to knock some sense into Grandpa.

The problem with a black eye is that you have to tell the story to everyone who sees you – there’s no hiding it. The good thing is you can make up a terrific story.

He’s just shining Nelson on !

i wish that worked

How about if you were the judge of that, Nelson?xxx

“Young man, I was in bed wrestling with Gramma… You’ll understand some day.”

One night, I made a wrong turn and walked into a wall like it wasn’t even there. Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?

@LuvThemPluggers.“Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?”

I knew a young girl back at Pensacola Junior College who worked on uneven parallel bars.Body covered with bruises.She said people gave her father dirty looks as they walked along Pensacola Beach.Innocent but guilty in their eyes.