The problem with a black eye is that you have to tell the story to everyone who sees you – there’s no hiding it. The good thing is you can make up a terrific story.
One night, I made a wrong turn and walked into a wall like it wasn’t even there. Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?
@LuvThemPluggers.“Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?”
I knew a young girl back at Pensacola Junior College who worked on uneven parallel bars.Body covered with bruises.She said people gave her father dirty looks as they walked along Pensacola Beach.Innocent but guilty in their eyes.
Squizzums almost 9 years ago
The first rule of punching yourself in the face is not telling anyone about punching yourself in the face.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
First best friend Clyde, then grandson Nelson. Who’s next: sister-in-law Pearl?
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
I’m thinking the answer is “not really” Nelson.
riverhawk almost 9 years ago
tom almost 9 years ago
Never worked for me!
Less Monday... More Friday almost 9 years ago
Doubtful…
usafmsgt almost 9 years ago
“I coulda been a contender.”
Dkram almost 9 years ago
No.\\//_
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
Who ever said that Earl was lazy ?
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
It would take a hammer to knock some sense into Grandpa.
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
The problem with a black eye is that you have to tell the story to everyone who sees you – there’s no hiding it. The good thing is you can make up a terrific story.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
He’s just shining Nelson on !
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
i wish that worked
Number Three almost 9 years ago
How about if you were the judge of that, Nelson?xxx
tea62 almost 9 years ago
“Young man, I was in bed wrestling with Gramma… You’ll understand some day.”
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
One night, I made a wrong turn and walked into a wall like it wasn’t even there. Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 9 years ago
@LuvThemPluggers.“Raised a huge egg on my forehead that led to two black eyes. Everywhere we went, people gave really dirty looks to Hubs, who was innocent, but who knew?”
I knew a young girl back at Pensacola Junior College who worked on uneven parallel bars.Body covered with bruises.She said people gave her father dirty looks as they walked along Pensacola Beach.Innocent but guilty in their eyes.