Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2016

What no Trolls?

Nah, the Billy Goats Gruff took care of the trolls.

:D

Could think of a leech as a vampire slug.

I thought that trolls lived under bridges.What is your name? Danae.What is your quest? To rid the world of stinky booger-brained boys.Who is your favorite Republican? Cruz..no, Trump.aaaiiiiieeeee…..

What? Only vampire slugs can use the bridge?

Wasn’t the last question rhetorical?

(waits while they think about it….)

Sorry, but slugs don’t have a shell.

Jabba, The Hutt?

Danae was feeling a bit sluggish, this morning.

Lucy? Where did ya get that from? Been listening to some; not hear Danae or Kate or even Jeffrey mention? Oh what is rumored sometimes. Almost as bad as the blind followers of some ‘presidential’ candidates whose ignorance and hysterical ravings are muddying the ‘news’.

slugs don’t have a shell, snails do

Varnes where are you?? Wiley has opened up a whole new can of worms….aka vampire slugs.

Was going to bestir myself to comment on yesterday’s muddy dog episode – great job, Wiley! Today’s strip is fine, too. I’m a bit slowed, though, by natural indolence, old age, and a busted tailbone. Hi, guys!

Something under the bridge is drooling…

Vampire slugs. Great. Now I have another nightmare image to contend with.

I think he was on here yesterday and replied to you. I think he is having some computer issues

“slugs have no skeleton they do have… a shell.”.No, that’s snails. Slugs are, essentially, snails without shells.

There is always something to worry about if you’re nuts!

This is so typical of a horse.

Night-Gaunt49 and his criticsSlugs have a shell, but it is vestigial and subcutaneous. I doubt that is what 49 was referring to.

One of the things about Horses is that most of them will refuse to step on Anything that Looks like a Hole to them..A few really dark planks on that bridge could stop the average horse in it’s tracks because it Looks like a great place to Break a Leg.

Imagine a very small ecology of just vampires. Every animal is a sucker of fluids. Blood, lymph, spinal fluids are all to be feasted on. Liquid diets. Then a bunch of humans find the island and lands on it. Guess what happens next?-They kill the animals, clear the land, and build a tax shelter resort?