Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2016

The upside of cannibalism.

We’re more the Soylent Green type.

When their time is near, many of them get sent to the Mayo Clinic. =rimshot=

don’t be silly pig. there is more to life then that. Like easter where they are honey glazed

Any farm kid will tell you pigs are cannibalistic and opportunistic. There isn’t much they won’t eat. Serves them right that we turn them into ham and bacon. Oh, wait….

Old joke for Pig. See the first PBS collection. Or was it the second? (I don’t have any because I pick up the treasuries when they come out.)

You can have 72 virgins or a BLT in the afterlife, but unfortunately, not both.

This little piggie ate bacon.

“…clutching forks and knives to eat…”

“A BLT can be pretty heavenly”Only when you hold the lettuce and tomato.There’s more room for mayo then…

I like the lettuce and tomato as well as the mayo for the contrast in texture and taste.

So is the best tasting bacon from a pig that was feed only bacon?

And there’s Little Caesar’s bacon rapped pizza with 3.5 ft. of bacon (according to the commercial). That sounds pretty heavenly too.

Y’all ought to try replacing the ripe red tomato with fried green tomato slices on a BLT. Now you’re talking heavenly.

Two cannibals were eating a clown and one said to the other,, “Does this taste funny to you??”

Did you hear the one about the self-mutilating cannibal who threw up his hands in despair?

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Ask Pig about his position on cabrito.

@PICTO

So a “bacon, mayo and mayo” huh?

Goat, you are wasting your time trying to philosophize with Pig. Pig is more practical-minded. He knows what’s good. BLT forever!

Thick cut bacon, home grown tomato, lettuce, real mayo, and a slice of Muenster cheese on toasted Oatnut bread with a mound of french fries on the side. Thank you, Pig!

As a minimum, just gosh-darn GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Even pigs know they’re delicious.

We won’t know until we die.

Nuff’ said.

xxx

You know it’s a busy week when all three panels are virtually the same (save for some hands in the first)

Says the cannibal.

I have three chickens.

Gertrude, Matilda and Peggy.

They give me green and brown eggs.

I gave them names, so no one would eat them.

Because they give me eggs and make me laugh in their little dinosaur ways.

The wife wants two more chickens.

Henrietta and Oohma.

Strange that I ’m eating bacon now.