Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 16, 2016
March 15, 2016
March 17, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. Be sure to wear green! Marigold: Why? Phoebe: Because if you don't, I'll pinch you. Marigold: Well, then, if you do not wear plaid tomorrow, I will poke you with my horn. Phoebe: It isn't just random. Marigold: Also, if you do not hop on one foot, I will steal your shoes!
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Are there even leprechauns in Marigold’s magical world? There are trolls as well as a candy-vomiting dragon therein.
Averagemoe almost 9 years ago
For extra effective shoe-stealing, steal only the left one from every pair.
The Old Wolf almost 9 years ago
Marigold is right!
bookworm0812 almost 9 years ago
Just find something in GREEN plaid, Phoebe and you can’t go wrong! In fact, just get a kilt! The Irish wear them too!
Wichita1.0 almost 9 years ago
And be sure, on Friday, to stack all your green beans on-end! People are always neglecting to do that, for some reason!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m donating blood tomorrow.…hope i don’t bleed green…
ars731 almost 9 years ago
“I am not making them up, we unicorns have an lot of strange traditions that I am not sure why they exist”
DDrazen almost 9 years ago
And if you don’t drink green beer .. wait a minute, that’s a good thing, isn’t it?
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Hee hee hee!
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
What the Irish don’t tell anyone is that we have fun all year long. St. Patrick’s day is Visitor’s Day, and gets to be kind of a drag.
tazz555 almost 9 years ago
St Patricks day was created just so the Irish have an excuse to drink, brawl and pinch people for no reason
I Quit almost 9 years ago
Marigold does have it right, Feebie. It’s random.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 7 months ago
For a long time, I thought that if you don’t wear green on St. Patty’s Day, leprechauns would chase me around with a shaleileigh. :P