Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    Or leave your loved ones with the bill.

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    …then worms shall try, that long preserved virginity….Andrew Marvell — To His Coy Mistresshttp://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173954

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    llong65  over 8 years ago

    you won’t really take it with you, the undertaker gets it.

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    Chris Kenworthy  over 8 years ago

    Well, you take it with you as far as six feet down… if you think you’re going further then maybe not. ;)

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    This might be a better solution…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    “Only if you stay inside”

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    gorbasche2  over 8 years ago

    Important info:If you die and you DO have a will, it still must go through Probate, which translated directly to “PROVE THE WILL”, and it will cost your survivors about $5-10 thousand bucks to do that. Added to a normal funeral and burial, dying costs about $25,000. Yes, your survivors must pay that.Me, I have a trust and won’t need to go through Probate. I also won’t be buried NOR have a funeral as I’ve contacted a University and have donated my body to science for free. No funeral either. I hate funerals.My total cost to die is Zero Dollars. My wife and kids thank me.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Spend it all before the family starts to fight over who gets it!

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    Mikmaq  over 8 years ago

    Is there a Layaway Plan available?

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