Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 26, 2016
Transcript:
Alice: Petey, what's the name of your soccer team? Petey: The, um, squirrels. Alice: Great! Squirrels scamper! Thats from a book Miss Bliss read to us. So now I know how to be a cheerleader for your team! Alice: Scamper, squirrels, scamper! Scamper scamper scamper! Scamper scamper scamper scamper scamper scamper Petey: I see, so the other team will have a crippling fit of the giggles and we'll win by default.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Maybe having a little sister isn’t so bad, Petey.
King_Shark almost 9 years ago
Rabid Squirrels would be better.
Thomas R. Williams almost 9 years ago
Crippling fits of laughter are the BEST.
Kaputnik almost 9 years ago
But what if they’re playing the “Field Mice”?
“Scamper Squirrels!”“Scurry Mice!”“Scamper!”“Scurry!”
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Victory by crippling fit of giggles! Alice could win this one for the Squirrels.But, then, Petey would be an athletic winner. Oh, the horror!
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
Uh-oh. Petey just discovered he might have a sense of humor.
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
A win by any other name is still a win. Winning by default, you may not even have to kick the ball Petey.
John Allen Premium Member almost 9 years ago
That is the plan.
stamps almost 9 years ago
What’s the other team’s name? The Moles?
erin.adamic Premium Member almost 9 years ago
At least there’s cheerleader potential there. The full name of my sister’s soccer team was ‘Northwest United and Scottish.’ Try shouting all that in the middle of a game …
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A clever and diabolical strategy to incapacitate the other team. I like it.