Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 12, 2016
April 11, 2016
April 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Sirens! You two will be my hostages! We're getting out of here. Narrator: Rip and TNT pay a visit to Breeezy's Dad, who has just shot someone! Yowza! Man: I embezzled the entire town's life savings into my personal cayman island bank account... It wasn't personal. I'm a banker, it's my thing. TNT: Rip, who cares if he is Breezy's Dad! This guy needs a dislocated face, pronto!
ericbrower over 8 years ago
With a family like this, ya gotta wonder how Breezy has her sweet, ‘girl next door’ image.Then I remember her ex (the wannabe pirate). And I realize she’s just gullible.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Soften him up with your fists before getting his blessing.
dimndno over 8 years ago
I agree with TNT. Bash him Rip. It’s YOUR thing!
richardmosa over 8 years ago
Embezzlement is nine-tenths of the law, no, wait…
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Might as well drive him straight to the ER. He’s going to need someone to surgically remove that gun after Rip’s done with him.
StoicLion1973 over 8 years ago
I wonder what Breezy’s mother is like….
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
In the “other” timeline, wasn’t Breezy’s mother replaced by an impostor? Are we sure this is really her Dad?
cindyorch over 8 years ago
Is he sure that is really Breezy’s dad?? When did he say that?? Did I miss the memo?? Could it have been the guy he shot??
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Rip should take the guy to Breezy. Once she knows what’s going on, perhaps she will give Rip her blessing to mop the floor with his mustache.Bad Daddy!!! Bad! Bad!
Phatts over 8 years ago
I’m still waiting for confirmation that (A) Rip got the right house and (B) Breezy’s dad is the shooter vs. the shot.