Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 17, 2010

LOL!!!

Hey, they even admit that on a T-shirt itsays “Fat people are harder to kidnap.”

I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!

Ach Captain, the engines canna take it!!

They should switch to the tractor beams they use on cows

^^No, they were trying to get Rush Limbaugh to trash talk the aliens from the neighboring planet.

That tractor beam is evidently not a John Deere.

I’m going to start packing it on.

Wasn’t this on the Simpsons at the turn of the 21st century.?

I find it amazing that smart, super advanced, beings from another galaxy travel here, and once they finally arrive , the first thing they wanna do is get in some hicks bleeep with a flashlight?! WTF?

Yep - they struggled to beam up Homer. I think he was even eating while they were beaming him up, lol.

That one’s big enough they’re going to need to use a Ford Probe…

Does that mean that Brewster’s going to start pigging out?

they’ll never get me!

I love the comments on gocomics, especially the ones on brewster. All these comments are so hilarious!

Another plus is that it makes them a lot less attractive to probers; nobody wants to lose an expensive piece of equipment in there.

“We have a UFO sighting… An alien ship is reportedly trying to capture an Unbelievable Fat Object.”

This dark cloud’s silver lining.