A man comes upon a little boy standing in the middle of the street swinging a dead cat over his head.
“What in the world are you doing?” The man asks.
“I’m chasing away Tigers.” The boy replies.
“Son, there isn’t a Tiger within a thousand miles of here.”
“WOW. Works great, doesn’t it?”
How, by nearly breaking her neck while simultaneously almost giving her a heart attack?
Charlie Brown and Lucy van Pelt, you blockheads.
That certainly brought her crashing down from her high horse! Some “overwhelming gratitude” coming your way shortly, CB!
“But Charlie… that’s where the fun is!”
Apropos of nothing, I was always taught that, when standing on a chair, one should face the chair back. It’s safer.
Glad CB wasn’t around when they were about to launch the Parker Probe.
Good thing it’s almost a hundred million miles away. It would owie her finger.
“Lucy, you can’t touch it, because it’s too hot. Use a telescope and just look at it, instead.”
That was really bright…
Icarus, Lucy… Icarus.
Ah, the joys of childhood where the impossible seemed attainable.
‘Battles’, by Axe: around the world I’ve touched the sun and now I’m back again.https://www.letssingit.com/axe-lyrics-battles-rw4kh6f
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JD'Huntsville'AL almost 6 years ago
A man comes upon a little boy standing in the middle of the street swinging a dead cat over his head.
“What in the world are you doing?” The man asks.
“I’m chasing away Tigers.” The boy replies.
“Son, there isn’t a Tiger within a thousand miles of here.”
“WOW. Works great, doesn’t it?”
knight1192a almost 6 years ago
How, by nearly breaking her neck while simultaneously almost giving her a heart attack?
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
Charlie Brown and Lucy van Pelt, you blockheads.
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
That certainly brought her crashing down from her high horse! Some “overwhelming gratitude” coming your way shortly, CB!
jrankin1959 almost 6 years ago
“But Charlie… that’s where the fun is!”
Wren Fahel almost 6 years ago
Apropos of nothing, I was always taught that, when standing on a chair, one should face the chair back. It’s safer.
Grammar.Consulting almost 6 years ago
Glad CB wasn’t around when they were about to launch the Parker Probe.
tom almost 6 years ago
Good thing it’s almost a hundred million miles away. It would owie her finger.
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Lucy, you can’t touch it, because it’s too hot. Use a telescope and just look at it, instead.”
gantech almost 6 years ago
That was really bright…
BTO almost 6 years ago
Icarus, Lucy… Icarus.
wiatr almost 6 years ago
Ah, the joys of childhood where the impossible seemed attainable.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 6 years ago
‘Battles’, by Axe: around the world I’ve touched the sun and now I’m back again.https://www.letssingit.com/axe-lyrics-battles-rw4kh6f
ajakimber425 almost 6 years ago
Are you sure?