A man comes upon a little boy standing in the middle of the street swinging a dead cat over his head.
âWhat in the world are you doing?â The man asks.
âIâm chasing away Tigers.â The boy replies.
âSon, there isnât a Tiger within a thousand miles of here.â
âWOW. Works great, doesnât it?â
How, by nearly breaking her neck while simultaneously almost giving her a heart attack?
Charlie Brown and Lucy van Pelt, you blockheads.
That certainly brought her crashing down from her high horse! Some âoverwhelming gratitudeâ coming your way shortly, CB!
âBut Charlie⊠thatâs where the fun is!â
Apropos of nothing, I was always taught that, when standing on a chair, one should face the chair back. Itâs safer.
Glad CB wasnât around when they were about to launch the Parker Probe.
Good thing itâs almost a hundred million miles away. It would owie her finger.
âLucy, you canât touch it, because itâs too hot. Use a telescope and just look at it, instead.â
That was really brightâŠ
Icarus, Lucy⊠Icarus.
Ah, the joys of childhood where the impossible seemed attainable.
âBattlesâ, by Axe: around the world Iâve touched the sun and now Iâm back again.https://www.letssingit.com/axe-lyrics-battles-rw4kh6f
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JD'Huntsville'AL over 6 years ago
A man comes upon a little boy standing in the middle of the street swinging a dead cat over his head.
âWhat in the world are you doing?â The man asks.
âIâm chasing away Tigers.â The boy replies.
âSon, there isnât a Tiger within a thousand miles of here.â
âWOW. Works great, doesnât it?â
knight1192a over 6 years ago
How, by nearly breaking her neck while simultaneously almost giving her a heart attack?
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Charlie Brown and Lucy van Pelt, you blockheads.
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
That certainly brought her crashing down from her high horse! Some âoverwhelming gratitudeâ coming your way shortly, CB!
jrankin1959 over 6 years ago
âBut Charlie⊠thatâs where the fun is!â
Wren Fahel over 6 years ago
Apropos of nothing, I was always taught that, when standing on a chair, one should face the chair back. Itâs safer.
Grammar.Consulting over 6 years ago
Glad CB wasnât around when they were about to launch the Parker Probe.
tom over 6 years ago
Good thing itâs almost a hundred million miles away. It would owie her finger.
WCraft over 6 years ago
âLucy, you canât touch it, because itâs too hot. Use a telescope and just look at it, instead.â
gantech over 6 years ago
That was really brightâŠ
BTO over 6 years ago
Icarus, Lucy⊠Icarus.
wiatr over 6 years ago
Ah, the joys of childhood where the impossible seemed attainable.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago
âBattlesâ, by Axe: around the world Iâve touched the sun and now Iâm back again.https://www.letssingit.com/axe-lyrics-battles-rw4kh6f
ajakimber425 over 6 years ago
Are you sure?