Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 28, 2016

You will learn, yes you will….

Tommy gives good advice——- Elvis especially needs to take it!

“What kind of plant is it, Elvis?”“OW!!! Cat darn it! Pain in the—”“There you have it, folks. It’s a cat cuss.”

Love the bandage on the nose.

we had a couple of small golf ball sized cacti. Our torti decided they were toys, pulled them out of the pot, and batted them all over the house.

Poor Elvis looks like he tangled with a porcupine! Yup, deadheadzan – Tommy’s the voice of reason.

Puck’s expression upon encountering the evil toothed plant is hysterical

My house has one of those plants too!! Just not as painful. You cats at CN News should come a do a report on this “Plant”

My Siamese used to use it as a fur comb. It sure didn’t stop her…

“Leave…” What are the alien terms I’m seeing?

Son of a cat, it’s in our house! How could we possibly leave it alone??

The new plant, “…who is a jerk”. Too funny!

I have GREAT respect for cactus spines and this give me goosebumps all up and down my arms. EEEEESSSSH!

Puck’s face while Elvis swears – hilarious! My Mozart used to chomp on my plants regularly until I got a cactus, hi s reaction was much like Elvis’s :-)

Cats won’t give up!

Although, they CAN learn.

Noreen Klose said, about 2 hours agoCats won’t give up!______________

Maybe the cat has an itch under its chin!

Aww … poor Elvis. Those cacti can be vicious!

This one made me laugh.