A peanut gets hit by a car and turns into peanut butter. The paramedics use a butter knife to scrape the smashed peanut up and put it back into a jar.
Peanut sittin’ on a railroad trackHis heart was all a-flutterTrain came roaring down the trackChoo-choo, peanut butter!
Today’s word is “peanut butter.” Spread the word!
He got creamed.
A celeb picture; Mr Peanut without makeup.
He should have been walking hand-in-hand with Jeli or Chocolati.
Yeah seen some accidents where they had to do that …with people, unfortunately.
Now run over a grape and you can have lunch.
He should be cleaned up in a JIF-fy!
Now we need a grape to get run over…
Maybe he wouldn’t have been hit if he’d been Skippying across the intersection instead.
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blunebottle over 8 years ago
Peanut sittin’ on a railroad trackHis heart was all a-flutterTrain came roaring down the trackChoo-choo, peanut butter!
orinoco womble over 8 years ago
Today’s word is “peanut butter.” Spread the word!
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
He got creamed.
joe piglet Premium Member over 8 years ago
A celeb picture; Mr Peanut without makeup.
uniquename over 8 years ago
He should have been walking hand-in-hand with Jeli or Chocolati.
xSigoff Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yeah seen some accidents where they had to do that …with people, unfortunately.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now run over a grape and you can have lunch.
RabbitDad over 8 years ago
He should be cleaned up in a JIF-fy!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now we need a grape to get run over…
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
Maybe he wouldn’t have been hit if he’d been Skippying across the intersection instead.
Chris Sherlock over 8 years ago