Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 01, 2016

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Zonker: That's it? That's the whole interview? Hamhock: Uh-huh. Here's your signet ring. It comes with a coupon good for a year's supply of sealing wax. This is your official list of perks. Basically, it boils down to choice seats at Wimbledon, and the chance to wear a red gown while sitting in The House Of Lords. Also, by custom, a peer can request an audience with the sovereign. On his way there, he is permitted to kill two stags on the royal woodland estates. Zonker: Would it be all right if he just picked blueberries instead? Hamhock: No, don't get cheeky. You're the new kid on the block.