Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 02, 2021

He sure doesn’t sound like a bargain to me. More likely under, “Willing to sell cheap!”

Is that Nancy Regan in the picture on the wall?

Sell………or kill.

I’d like to buy an army or navy right about now and see if it could straighten out this terrible mess we have in D.C. and the rest of the country. Maybe I can start a GoFundMe (or whatever it’s called) and buy the Marines. That’ll do it…I’ll send in the Marines!

If your husband is a fan of Hee Haw, you definitely need an upgrade.

Regarding the next to last panel; the internet informed me the other day that Tom Cruise is now several years older than Wilford Brimley was when he filmed Cocoon.

St. Elsewhere had the strangest ending until the “ Sopranos”

Sorry, I’m afraid I’d have to go with Hee Haw myself.

Honestly, there’s not a jury in the country that would find her guilty of husbandcide.

Hubby can bowl a 260 after downing 60 buds? She is married to superman.

Oh yeah, baby!

No, it’s Nancy Reagan.

Please be tasteful…

The market is tight, I’m afraid. Besides, a lot of people, especially men, prefer Hee Haw to St. Elsewhere….

Sorry lady, you’ll never sell him—no market. You might try Goodwill, but dump him there at night when no one is at the collection point, otherwise they’ll probably reject him (like you should have done years ago).