Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 16, 2022

I just don’t believe that Steve Dallas has ever actually been to France. The cathouse part I do believe, though.

Penguin l_u_s_t?

How does a French cathouse differ from a Siamese cathouse? (If anyone needs a straight line, please proceed.)

I used to be a Brut man.

Hey Opus, is that stick, spray, or gel?

the smell of desperation?

I would like all perfumes and scented aftershaves to be banned, it’s almost as bad as smoking, sometimes it’s actually worse.

I tried Obsession once, cause I heard cats like it. Turns out my wife is a dog person.

Steve Dallas appropriately (from his personal experience, no doubt) characterized the scent of “Brut under the pits” emanating from the Wife-Hunter Opus….

I would have expected him to have an old bottle of Hai Karate…

Don Johnson, you’re not.

Toilet seat on a tuna boat?