Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 29, 2022

All Opus needs now is to jump on Oprah’s couch.

An alien transvestite robot? Apparently, the Japanese have “love robots,” for real, so why not?

Alien transvestite robots? Is that a thing? Maybe there is hope for me after all.

Unrestrained babbling? Check. Walking on air? Check. Rose colored glasses? Check. It’s official. Opus is in love.

That Portnoy, always complaining.

If this were a comic strip written today, “her” being an alien transvestite robot would be completely reasonable and anyone making jokes about it would be a “hater.”

Oh, no, you don’t!! Today’s Woke standards forbid this kind of Hate ’tooning — remain in place for the Alphabet Police.

Laugh if you want, but love robots are the future of our lonely society

Hmm…. was this comic the inspiration for Frank Zappa renaming one of his songs “Fembot in a Wet T-shirt”?

As if Opus would really care if she was an alien crossdressing robot. She said yes, enough said.

Can I get a witness?!!

Portnoy may not have all the details right, but he does correctly recognize that there’s a catch here, someplace!

Opus is in a state of manic ecstasy and not of sound mind (if he ever is)….