Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 24, 2022

Milo sitting on him—cute.

Basselope? Why would bass do that?

Milo’s commitment to thoughtful, accurate reporting would be a perfect fit for today’s MSM.

A lesson for us all.

I remember wondering when this first came out, and the question still begs an answer: who on Earth puts butter on their Pop Tarts???

Clogged arteries: not butter, but the partially hydrogenated butter substitutes that’ll do it. Butter gets a bad rap.

It certainly doesn’t seem to be fasting to eat Pop Tarts.

(I seem to be getting a lot of “fasting” jokes today.)

I like the theory that dinosaurs are extinct because they tasted just like chicken

Written at the time when fat was evil and sugar was just fine – oh yeah some countries are still stuck in that past.

Fast Living may sound better, but it’s FAKE NEWS! Milo is a fake journalist….

Life in the fast lane.