Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 16, 2022

If she’s not careful, mom’s going to get a dollop of herring paté in her milkshake.

Zooey isn’t interested, he has lots of groupies now that their single is climbing the charts

Proving drummers are less of a relationship catch than a penguin. (those of us in bands already knew this)

I wonder if “The Scum Monkeys” ever got to open for Deathtongue/Billy and the Boingers? I think the Deathtongue arc is coming up pretty soon (1987 in the original Bloom County).

Yeah, he sounds promising, NOT!

Mom wants grandkids. Lola is better off with Opus who adores her.

I just can’t see the relationship working.

From “the boy with the hair” Lola was able to discern just who her mother was talking about.

Was this before Opus’s heavy metal band days?

Mom Granola: please don’t distract Lola while she’s mixing the salad! Mr. Penguin Opus is far better than any “boy with the hair”!

I don’t know, something about a drummer with hair sounds enticing!

By the way, not all men are jerks.