Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 31, 2023

Oh relax Opus, we have all done things like that in our youth. The stories I can tell would make Danielle Steel blush redder than a Trump supporter, yet my husband still loves and desires me.

Only a problem if she is still in the eighth grade.

You better hope that she isn’t offering a small indiscretion just to keep you from looking for the really big ones.

And never ask your partner “the number”.

Is Arnold Blimpton still available?

What happens in eighth grade, stays in eighth grade. Hopefully.

Opus, it was a youthful indiscretion. At least it wasn’t that pimple-faced ole Farley Snickerton. Who could have forgiven her then?

These days, that’s an automatic cancel.

A turning point? Lola frenched Arnold Blimpton in 8th grade? Assuming normal progress, she would have been about 13 then, which is about right for an earlier generation’s first experiments in carnal foibles. Don’t toss Lola aside for that, Opus!

When she is ready she will toss you aside. It’s nature’s way….

i did more with girls than kiss them.