Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 13, 2023

I am kinda lost for words.

Oprah also has enough money to hire someone to track you down and “shave” a few pounds off of you.

Look at the ‘pot’ calling the kettle black!

This was when my mother turned off oprah. she said it was easy to eat well when you had a professional cook and all you had to do was show up and sit down, not having to cook it and do all the other things in your life.

Doesn’t look like Opus understands the concept of support groups.

And the fool actually told a crack addict she had on “I understand completely; I’m addicted to french fries.”

Well, what do expect from an ego big enough to name a magazine after herself and put herself on the cover every freakin’ month?

Just remember – when she started her show in Chicago, what she was doing was what Springer copied on his show.

Yeah, I have little use for Ms. Winrey ( who should just shut up, except to be honest for once & come out. No problem with her orientation, you understand – just with refusing to do what she could for gay kids being told by far too many that there’s something wrong with them).

Opus needs to check the status of his glass house and refrain from throwing stones.

Poor Oprah just can’t resist her fried chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy.

Tune in tomorrow, when Opus is visited by Harpo’s secret police.

I know why I am fat, but I can’t understand why people let themselves get morbidly obese. Is it a psycho-emotional thing? Substituting food for love?

Opus may be naive, but sometimes he blurts out the truth….

“But you still are too fat.”