Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 12, 2023

Entourage = posers, fake friends.

I thought their burgers came with the Rodent Intestines already IN the burger, not ON it…

Cats actually prefer rodent brains, for the taurine content. But any restaurant that has any evidence of the presence of any rodents or rodent material is asking to get shut down.

When the money disappears, so will the entourage.

Enjoy it while you can because what goes up must come down.

Sir, your request is not on the menu…can you select another item….

ACK!!

Should have gone to Burger King…“Have it your Way”.

Sounds yummy.

“I’ve just come in at number 25

I’m oh so happy, so glad to be alive

And everybody says it’s gonna get to the top

Life is so easy when your record’s hot

Go tell my mama and my sister, too

Press my trousers and polish my shoes

I might even end up a rock and roll god

It might turn into a steady job

My agent said to me, “son, I always told you so”

Now my record’s number 11 on the BBC

But number seven in the N.M.E.

Now the Melody Maker want to interview me

And ask about my politics and theories on religion"

Sir R.D. Davies

Hangers-on and free-riders: the original crowd source.

Ahh, poor Bill; the trials of the Rich and Braindead, having to deal with a self-styled entourage of assorted groupies, fanatics, and psychologically-impared leeches or stalkers….

Note: they called him “braindead,” but Bill the Cat writes long, coherent letters from L.A. to Bloom County!