Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 20, 2023

Planet of the blonde face-suckers.

Once they get to your brain, you’re toast.

This is one of my favorite Bloom County strips of all time!

I could sure use a horrible platinum furred mouth sucker!

Wow, and a free tonsillectomy, too? Or is she just tickling them?

LMAO!

“Phaser? I hardly know ’er!”

“Photon Torpedo, armed and ready!”

“Crew, clear the Bridge. The Captain needs plenty of room to battle this voracious Lip-Grabber from the Planet Tongue!”

Where can I get one of those?

Okay, I have to ask – What happened to Bobbie, Cutter’s girlfriend and Steve’s unrequited love interest? Who is this blond girl??? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!!

Hopefully, only his legs are immobilized.

Please relay my coordinates to the Platinum-Furred Mouth Sucker: 21.4280339, -157.8721231

She’s oblivious to the large penguin standing on her shoulder?

At least she didn’t suck the salt out of his body and leave round rashes

The Meadow Gang do not admit birds and bees as members.

It is all too clear that the Enterpoop crew of meadow critters and penguin has zero concept of the human propensity for face-sucking. Go, Captain Cutter John!

I presume this version of Spock has never experienced pon farr.

Oh wait! That would be…

PENGUIN LUST!!

The end of a brave captain – or is it.