Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 21, 2023

Not believing in aliens works as long as they’re not trying to eat you.

Just back from Star Wars Empire Stormtrooper Weapons Targeting School.

Look at the hors d’oeuvre trying to run away.

Well, it is hunting season…

“To Serve Man”

“Alien death ray, sources say”

Sustainable harvesting worked just fine for an awfully long time, but it was too snackable. Factory farms overbred the silly things & now they’re crowded, violent & drowning in their own filth.

Really? It’s pretty unlikely that aliens would speak English.

At last! First contact with an advanced civilization. And they love us!

Oh, darn! They missed!

Man, this has aged badly. Both the aliens and the skeptic newsman.