Is it actually a health problem or purely cosmetic? He might have been cute like a speckled pup. Have fresh ones checked for skin cancer, then wear your spots.
And who gave him the Caucasian kit? (I’m always reminded of George Carlin’s line that Caucasian sounds more like a shoe color: “Do they come in Caucasian?”)
Imagine 11 months ago
Clefter than you think.
ladykat 11 months ago
Or no chin at all, the way he’s brandishing that axe.
markkahler52 11 months ago
Careful with that ax, Oliver!
markkahler52 11 months ago
Who used up all the Propofol?!
e.groves 11 months ago
Why?
DavidPlatt 11 months ago
The soundtrack score for today’s strip would be Pink Floyd’s “Careful With That Axe, Eugene”.
ChukLitl Premium Member 11 months ago
Is it actually a health problem or purely cosmetic? He might have been cute like a speckled pup. Have fresh ones checked for skin cancer, then wear your spots.
jrankin1959 11 months ago
And who gave him the Caucasian kit? (I’m always reminded of George Carlin’s line that Caucasian sounds more like a shoe color: “Do they come in Caucasian?”)
jrankin1959 11 months ago
BTW, I thought Oliver wanted nothing to do with MJ. ("Mother, the man’s best friend is a boa constrictor named “Muscles.”)
Yontrop 11 months ago
Don’t do it Oliver!
David Rickard Premium Member 11 months ago
Nick: Excuse me Miss, what color is Michael Jackson?
Girl At Bar: …black?
Nick: AAHHH!
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Oliver is splitting hairs that haven’t even grown yet. This is, of course, well before Little Michael went from merely weird to kinda icky.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Yikes! That’s scary. Even Oliver should be able to see that….