In fact, on April 27, 1983, our narrator stated, “who, of course, had recently been dispatched to the FoodMart for some ‘Cheetos’ to insure a smooth nomination.” Cheetos, not Ding Dongs.
Ding dongs make me laugh, but not for what one would think. One Saturday we were grocery shopping. We always grab a small snack to eat in the car. My husband always has mini donuts, but this one particular day he chose Ding Dongs. We stopped at the gas station on the way home and my husband got a call from his sister (who NEVER calls him), but he let it go to voicemail. After we got home & put everything away, he called his sister back. It turned out that his mother had died. Now, my MIL treated her two daughters like precious princesses but my husband got the sh*t end of the stick on everything. All we could think about when we got the news was, “Ding Dong, the Witch is dead.” Now, go back and read what he had for his snack. (I know this is kinda dark, but trust me, my MIL was NOT a nice person. Even our daughters weren’t saddened by the news.)
Pastor announced council elections after the potluck dinner. I hadn’t brought anything for the dinner and didn’t have a horse in the race, so I went home. Next week when I came to church I was congratulated for being elected Facilities chairman.
Did you hear the one about: “Opus, Biden, and Kamala walk into a bar…, well, OK, Kamala walked in, Opus waddled in, and Joe tripped and went down at the doorway…”
TampaFanatic1 21 days ago
Bill and Opus 1988 to go along with “The Wimp vs The Shrimp”…….
einarbt 21 days ago
Opus for Emperor, I say, not the penguin type :)
JustAnotherGreatScott 21 days ago
In fact, on April 27, 1983, our narrator stated, “who, of course, had recently been dispatched to the FoodMart for some ‘Cheetos’ to insure a smooth nomination.” Cheetos, not Ding Dongs.
James Deveney Premium Member 21 days ago
Just happened to me: I missed the meeting when elections are done and was voted in. Teach me to miss another meeting.
Wren Fahel 21 days ago
Ding dongs make me laugh, but not for what one would think. One Saturday we were grocery shopping. We always grab a small snack to eat in the car. My husband always has mini donuts, but this one particular day he chose Ding Dongs. We stopped at the gas station on the way home and my husband got a call from his sister (who NEVER calls him), but he let it go to voicemail. After we got home & put everything away, he called his sister back. It turned out that his mother had died. Now, my MIL treated her two daughters like precious princesses but my husband got the sh*t end of the stick on everything. All we could think about when we got the news was, “Ding Dong, the Witch is dead.” Now, go back and read what he had for his snack. (I know this is kinda dark, but trust me, my MIL was NOT a nice person. Even our daughters weren’t saddened by the news.)
ChessPirate 21 days ago
“If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve; if sent out for Ding-Dongs, I will not return…”
PoodleGroomer 21 days ago
Pastor announced council elections after the potluck dinner. I hadn’t brought anything for the dinner and didn’t have a horse in the race, so I went home. Next week when I came to church I was congratulated for being elected Facilities chairman.
win.45mag 21 days ago
Judging by the Baobab tree, they’ve moved Bloom County to Africa, Madagascar, or Australia.
smsrt 21 days ago
There is, in fact, no greater ding-dong than the one they selected!
Holden Awn 21 days ago
Did you hear the one about: “Opus, Biden, and Kamala walk into a bar…, well, OK, Kamala walked in, Opus waddled in, and Joe tripped and went down at the doorway…”
moondog42 Premium Member 21 days ago
You know what? Maybe 2024 is FINALLY the year Bill ‘n’ Opus win this election….
eddi-TBH 21 days ago
Ding Dongs seem an appropriate snack for this election year too.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 21 days ago
the meadow party was much stronger in 84, by 88 it was just a shell of itself.
procentrum 20 days ago
Theres a Boabub tree in Bloom County?