Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 25, 2016

A wing ho? LOL! I’m gonna use that! (from a safe distance)

A remember my Grandma asking if I wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a ham sandwich. I said ham. She says well your getting peanut butter and jelly.

What Groupon is about to expire?

My local Wing Hoes (aka Hooters) went out of business several years ago. Seems the appearance of scantily clad waitresses wasn’t enough to make up for inedible food.

Just let the wife pick.

“Wok This Way?”“No.”“Syrian Dipity?”“No.”“En Thai Sing?”“No.”“P.J. Piehole?”“No.”“Soon Fat?”“No!”

Wife won’t pick./ When she says “anywhere” I just shut up and drive. Where we go is where we end up.

I forget which stand up comic it was, but:“So, I wanna open a restaurant and call it ‘I don’t know where do you wanna go?’”

Her picks, “No, Absolutely not, The hell you will and No,” is where I usually up the ante, “Ok, what would you like to make at home then”? Tell you what, you let me take you to “Wing Hoe’s”, and when we get home I ’ll take you to “Oh God, Yes!”, how does that sound?