Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 12, 2016

Ooh, Wileybears.My favorite kind.

Hope they aren’t still passing out Hamms!

Free Beer? Count me in..Sometimes you just have grin and b..Uurp!…

Yogi Beara said that if you find a free beer in the road, take it….I think, maybe…

I’m surprised they’re not offering the suckers suckers….

Unbeerlievable.

Evolution at work.

How many of us would fall for it if it read “Meet the Wiley Bears in the area”

Don’t need the sign, people are so stupid they try to pet the bears and take selfies. Some parks had to be shut down so people wouldn’t be mauled.

Is this one of those Bring Your Own Red Solo Cup things?

Go for it pal… what could possibly go wrong?

Doggone bears spell better than most of the youngsters just starting to work..

Ain’t that.This about bears, not Cougar..Little pink houses?

Does beer make you smarter? I don’t know, but it made Budweiser.

Confucius say: Man with hangover is a sad Budweiser man.

Love the expressions on the faces of the bears—anticipation.

And, of course, this announcement

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice:

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle the bears that aren’t expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contains a lot of berry seeds. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Next sign: “Shopping maul mall.”

Can’s bare any trip like that. But don’t think they fool too many with those corrections. Yet there are some who ignore the obvious.

Wiley Bears and free beer ? Now that’s a winning combination !

It’s only fair…people feed the bears, driving the rangers in Smoky Mountains National Park crazy ( among other things, it makes the bears sick). I hope they enclose those beers in plastic wrappers….

where’s his cell phone?? can’t believe he left home w/o it!!!

Another reason why I just stay home and watch the Discovery Channel!

This one paints them before he eats them.

“Hey, you damn bears, cut that out! And where’s my beer?”

It’s their understanding of human nature that makes these bears a true apex predator.