Herman by Jim Unger for May 12, 2016

Now tell me how you did this again?

I’m thinking it will be easier to just tell him which bones he DIDN’T break.

The old run over by a stream roller trick.

“We needed practice on the expensive new medical equipment. Would you believe the cost on each of these photos?!"

And the good news is that nothing is broken. Good thing you have insurance to cover the cost of this.

Evel Knievel?

He was so wrapped up in texting, that he didn’t see the bus coming. Now he’s all wrapped up !

Did anyone get the plate number of that truck ?

With that number of x-rays, it is a wonder that he doen’t glow in the dark.

My doctor has a magic x-ray machine. He can look in it and see a new car, a new boat, a new deck, a new… Just magic.

Can you give it to me in spreadsheet form?

You’re insured?…the gauze alone is $500…