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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 14, 2016
May 13, 2016
May 15, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, skull threw you off the ship too!? Rip Haywire: No, I saw you all alone in the ocean and thought I'd drop in to say hey... hey. Breezy: "Hey, loser" you mean... I failed at my job! Skull grabbed the scientist I was protecting! Rip Haywire: I don't know who that guy was, but the real scientist is safe onboard the ship. Narrator: Meanwhile I the skull chopper... Breezy: You will tell us everything you know, doctor! Rip Haywire: Well, I know I like brunettes with curves like yours... give Daddy a kiss.
richardmosa almost 9 years ago
Johnny Bravo must have been a role model for that impostor
PMark almost 9 years ago
I wonder how long Cobra will put up with this jerk before tossing him overboard, as well.
Chithing almost 9 years ago
Everything I know? Okay. 1+1 =2, 1+2 =3, 1+3 = 4…
Darwinskeeper almost 9 years ago
It is extremely dangerous to ask a scientist or engineer to tell them everything they know. We have the power to make the average person’s eyes glaze over in less than an hour.
Wichita1.0 almost 9 years ago
And so, as our heroes sink gently into the sunset, the Titanic sails merrily on…
AtypicalReader almost 9 years ago
And the scientist can’t go to the crew and tell them, “Hey, a couple of your passengers fell into the water, you might want to stop and pick them up”?
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
He definitely has idiocy down to a science.
BlueIris Premium Member almost 9 years ago
How did they get life jackets???