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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2016
May 17, 2016
May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: Dad says, for every problem, there's a solution. Lucy: We have a saying like that...For every itchy bum, there are 100 trees to rub against, but you only need one. Danae: Gee, I wonder why there aren't any collections of horse quotes. Lucy: Because anything more than that would be redundant.
cripplious almost 9 years ago
Its not just horses who like a good tree ass scratcher.
Varnes almost 9 years ago
But, but, but, but, now I’m going to see Lucy whenever I see a tree…
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
At a time. Only need one at a time.But it seems to me that everybody has an itch that needs scratching.
Dr_Zinj almost 9 years ago
I may have to stop leaning against trees.
Thomas R. Williams almost 9 years ago
“They never forgotThat even the dreadful martyrdom must run its courseAnyhow in a corner, some untidy spotWhere the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer’s horseScratches its innocent behind on a tree.” —“Musee des Beaux Arts” W H Auden
SkyFisher almost 9 years ago
We could all use some horse sense, Lucy.
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
I got 99 problems but an itch ain’t one.
dabugger almost 9 years ago
Always some wisdom out there; Lucy has it but Danae seems bored.
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
I knew someone missing a side mirror from his truck. It was broken off by his horse doing what Lucy is doing. Watch out for splinters.
Lagoulou almost 9 years ago
Lucy knows Occam’s Razor theory – smart little filly!
I Go Pogo almost 9 years ago
This may give one pause prior to hugging a tree.
azktryg almost 9 years ago
Lucy is British?
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 9 years ago
Maybe Lucy needs a good deworming.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“I hope that I will never seeA horse bum scratching on a tree…”
nathanbtlr almost 9 years ago
I don’t know horses. But, I know a good line when I read it.
Grey Forest almost 9 years ago
My pony Judy had a favorite stump as a scratching post for her belly when she was shedding her winter coat.