MythTickle by Justin Thompson for February 06, 2009

Why would anyone shoot a cute, defenseless, snarling, throat-ripping, blood-drenched carnivore? Not to be confused with you, Gif.

(Or should I say Jay-Peg? And why isn’t it at least Grif?)

Airplanes don’t fly too fast to be shot down from a helicopter, so that excuse doesn’t work.

I think what Dudley means is that airplanes fly too fast to shoot animals from.

Huh? What’s with the size changes? Did Gif Grow, or did Dudley shrink?

Grif is still a baby, so he is still growing like a weed

Sir Dudley, the Pessimistic Paladin, this is too funny.

We had one little ice storm, no power for 10 days and look what I miss! A brand new member of the family. It looks like Dudley is making him (her?) feel at home already.

Dear Justin,

Thanx so much for the sympathy for my brothers who are being murdered by the Wicked Witch of the North! She is outrightly evil, and must be stopped.

Awwww Dud…yer not STILL mad at Anansi for that ‘beehive-quintain’ thing are ya?

I love wolves, as long as they are not hunting me, and I love tigers, again, just as long as they are not in my rice paddy, and so, when somebody whines about why do they shoot the poor defenseless animals, I assume they mean deer. Because tigers have teeth and claws, and they eat children in some places. And so do Mountain lions, wolves, bears, and sharks, and sometimes a pack of coyotes carry off a favorite dog…and they don’t play with him, either.