Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2016

“Who needs grammar when you have the mostest?”

Don’t we allest.

Never mind Rat’s Grammar — she doesn’t like him any more that we do.

He’s a rat who speaks English — let’s not quibble with his grammatical skills.

I’m told someone asked Rockefeller once, how much money is enough? His answer: “Just a little bit more.”

Well look who’s ambitious.

he clearly learned English from W

Rat being Rat…………..nothing to see here…….move along :-)

Rat has all the best words.

And you want it in the worstest way, don’t you, Rat?If you want to con the world, you need to be a slicker talker, Ratty!

The Fastest and the Furiousest

In the end, the one with the most toys wins.

My Grammer told me I don’t speak English too good.But she died.

Thank you, Stephan.

This strip is more better.

Thanks today for the most brilliantest comments.I likeded all of them.

Bad Grammar sometimes gets more attention than swearing.But then again have you ever heard a southerner saying Sheeeeet?

Down with Grammar Nazis!

That’s all I’m saying.

xxx

All I am say-ing, is give Rat a chance!

I saw a Dave and Busters ad today where new games were described as bigger…better…awesomer!

Reminds me of a class I taught where we kept saying some things were “more gooder” than others. Fun times …

As long as it’s more better.

Well, mostest IS a word…

It’s funny and all, but I can’t really relate. My grammar is never wrongly.

Does that include diseases, fires, earthquakes, and storms?