MythTickle by Justin Thompson for March 06, 2009

Is that Jessica Simpson? I believe it is. I’d recognize her butt anywhere.

It’s that danged Scandinavian accent. They thought he said “Drink Tank”.

Looks like he dropped it too close to Spring Break!

Sign at an Auto Repair Shop:

You can have it fast. You can have it cheap. You can have it done right. Pick any two.

Sign at a Sorority dorm room:

You can buy me a drink. You can get me drunk. You can take me home. Pick any three.

And I thought it was congressional delegation.

Yep, that pretty well explains what happened to the scientific and high technology preeminence that we USED to have. Now we can’t seem to recall how to put a man on the moon. Again.

Lucky kid who gets to go next after that mess! An A for sure.

Hold on, how does this not elevate mankind? Their not killing each other.

ménage à trois?…Nah..they’re just getting hammered…sorry,bad Thor joke…

No ‘tour, that’s a GOOD Thor joke. I might use it. A “ménage à trois” is three. There are actually five degenerates present. And sorry, no, this does not elevate mankind. Why? Because they are drinking Budweiser. Bleh.

shudders Budweiser… the king of bad beer, AKA “carbonated sake polluted with bad hops.” (Yes, gang, Budweiser is rice-based. They’re too cheap to use grain.)

Looking closely I do indeed spy five degenerates. Ménage à cinq?

baslim_the_begger says:

”cinq tank? (pronounce the french as you would english)”

But … won’t most tanks sink if they get in deep water? :-P

Splish Splash by Bobby Darin:

Splish Splash, I was takin’ a bath Long about a saturday night, yeah Rub-a-dub, just relaxin’ in the tub Thinkin’ everything was alright

Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor, I wrapped the towel around me And I opened the door, and then Splish, Splash! I jumped back in the bath Well how was I to know there was a party going on

They was a-splishin’ and a-splashin’, Reelin’ with the feelin’, moving and a-groovin, Rockin’ and a-rollin’, yeah!

Did the author perhaps belong to Phi-Epsilon-Chi? Or were they the jock-jerk fraternity?