Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 18, 2016

Duh! I thought everybody knew that.

The guru has spoken! One side, rejoice; the other, obey.

UNLESS…. you have cats or kids!!!

I figured he’d say, “What’s toilet paper?”

Boy, is that marriage in trouble.

How about sitting on it’s side on the floor?

Nonsense! That worked long ago, but they have decades since increased the diameter of the cardboard tube (to make less product look the same size, thus squeezing more profit without raising prices). Now, when you pull on an over-the-top roll, it can lift on the spindle, pushing the roll against the wall & causing premature tearage.Down-the-back is the only logical way.

Over the top is a disaster if you have a cat. Or a toddler.

vindicated

As long as it is there, I don’t care.

Told ya.

This is getting needlessly messianic.

Huzzah!

Well that settles that.

Obviously. That’s the way it was drawn on the patent application for toilet paper.