Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 20, 2016

where is his foil hat?

Mrs, Higglepooder started it!

On Ballard St, it’s a safe bet to assume that somebody/anybody is up to something.

Gene, you can’t play innocent! He knows you are up to no good.

Gene invented DNA.

Reminds me of the recent story where a plane was delayed because a woman was alarmed by her neighbor solving differential equations. All those squiggles, could be terrorist stuff!

Dogsniff…. oh groan….

Meanwhile… I think Gene only conspires to form a conspiracy….just so they’ll attract some conspiracy theorists….

It can be entertaining, you know.

The tin hats and conspiracy theorists aren’t limited to Ballard ! They are rapidly migrating to my little patch of paradise.

It’s bad enough that we have a Redneck Riviera enclave, but the crystal crunching, aluminum foil window crowd, along with their chemtrail conspiracy counterparts are arriving from Canada and the States on a daily basis.

I’m sure it’s a government pot plot to get them out of the country.

We’re already gearing up for the influx of political refugees after this fall’s elections are over.

The truth is out there somewhere on Ballard Street.

It doesn’t help that Gene sings “Doo-doo doo-dooooooo…” when walking the dog. Or goes to work in a black suit and sunglasses.

Coyoty: Is that the current issue of “The Ballard St. Tattler and bird cage liner”?

All Gene said was “I’ll never forget that day on the grassy knoll…”

Bunny Jean.

@CoyoteIs that the latest Weekly World News online edition?

X … Maybe even a helix.

It’s all a conspiracy!!!!I know all about it but I can’t tell you…….you see that spreads the conspiracy and pretty soon……every one will know.So I will slip back into the shadows…….now if you will excuse me……….“POOF”

Ha, Vet… But I saw you!

That’s just a stalker with an agenda. :)