Monty by Jim Meddick for May 25, 2016
May 24, 2016
May 26, 2016
Transcript:
Ok... You see that? The red Taurus up ahead just cut you off. This requires us to go into road rage mode... Um... Really? You need to accelerate til you get within inches of his bumper then back off. Accelerate again... etc... Flashing headlights help. Also the occasional manacled swerve is good... Honking in obscene gestures are optional. Wow. This seems kind of dangerous... Well these are pretty advanced techniques. I'm not even sure if the Google car has mastered this stuff yet.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Artificial Idiocy” is still in development at Google.
Claire Jordan over 8 years ago
The idea that till is a contraction of until and should therefore be spelled ‘til is a modern myth. Till is both correct and considerably older than until, and to spell it ’til is like spelling to ’to in case it’s short for unto.
swedishdaddy over 8 years ago
Yea, “Till” is a Swedish (well danish/norwegian/swedish) word that means “to”. So I guess it is older that “until”.
sweetaddietude over 8 years ago
Oh, just get on with it and shoot his tires out.
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Road rage mode might result in a visit by local law enforcement. Or worse, the ‘Terminator’.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Honking,and obscene gestures are NEVER optional!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 8 years ago
That’s a most dangerous maneuver in this day and age; I’ve heard of people being shot for less!
Mayor Snorkum over 8 years ago
Monty lives in Cheesequake, NJ, and he’s letting his true Jersey act out here. That’s the way they drive up there. You haven’t lived till you’ve driven on 287 in the rain in rush hour and felt the furious rage of the Jersey driver. Right on, Monty.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Okay, that’s it. Out of the car, Monty! You are not fit to be a driving instructor, even to a defective robot….