Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 22, 2016

Shouldn’t that have been ‘pilot’ distraction? But, same diff…

Note to spaceship tech: Add a collision sensor warning light to the console.I’m glad she said “gps-like navigation” instead of just “gps-naviation”

Too bad it doesn’t include a brain. You two need one.

I didn’t think Brewster could be more easily distracted.

Some of these wonderful suggestions may be included in the next software upgrade.

“Hello, this is GPS speaking. You are now hopelessly lost.”

And, as it was installed by Captain Hindsight, it now says “You should have turned right back there…”

GPS: Galaxial Positioning System.

When you’re a beta tester, you expect an occasional crash. Just tell them what you were doing when the crash occurred.

“Strange…the outside temperature hasn’t budged from −459.67°F all day…”

It tells you, “You just crashed. Recalculating…”