B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 23, 2016

Jesus, Roberta… This. Is. A. Comic. It’s supposed to be funny, not true. If you don’t like that, don’t read the bible.

Effects of Global warming.

But Friday is “Don’t Fry Day”! Or Sunscreen Day!https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/dont-fry-day/https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/sun-screen-day/

Let’s calm down- it’s just the funnies. Besides, what BC meant before he died was the first stage of deepening over natural color.

AH, so that’s how those bones got to Olduvai.

Why would anyone read a comic and expect it to be true to life? If you do then you are going to be disappointed. Of course some of the best life lessons I’ve learned I read in the funnies! ;-)

Want to get a golden color tan / Olive oil, You’ll smell like a salad but it’s golden brown.

Tanned to the bone!

Thank goodness I still have a bottle of Coppertone® QT Quick Tanning Lotion in the cupboard…

Public Service Announcement:Excessive solar exposure is bad for your ultimate health.(and “excessive” is a moving target)

My dermatologist tells me that most of my skin problems are due to exposure to large doses of thermonuclear radiation in the 1950’s. What did mom know? She was told sunshine was good for kids.

Is that how the archeologists found him? What kind of theory did they form about his bones?

that’s what he gets for using spf 1

So that’s how Red Skeleton was created.

Dem bones. Dem bones. Dem dry bones. Now hear the word of the lord. Satisfied Miss. Pinn?