B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 27, 2016

“..more likely to be killed by a Zebra than a Shark.”

Well, maybe if one is standing out in the open on an African plain. If you are swimming in the ocean, then the odds are reversed.

Zebra Sharks already upped their game.

Up yours!

Zebras are actually very aggressive, I’m told.

Don’t tell the sharks about how many people that hippos attack.

Hippos are one of the deadliest animals in the world

I have a great one about…ISthe zebra white with black stripes, or black with white stripes…Think I’ll keep it to myself.

B.C. may be in more danger from zebras, but then he’s standing on land. Peter, otoh, is in the water. Location, location, location.

That may be a bigger problem than he thinks! After all it is Comicland!

The belly of a zebra is white; ergo they are white with black stripes.

Not if you are in the water.

Avoid places zebras swim.

So, in America, what is the most dangerous animal? IOW, which animal is responsible for the most deaths all across America? Pit bulls? Snakes? Crocodiles? No. Actually, it’s the white tailed deer that causes the most deaths in America. From 2012 to 2013, there were over 1.2 million accidents caused by white tailed deer. Many people were hurt. Many were killed. But, that’s OK, because bambi’s cute, right?