Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 28, 2016

Time to work on a stealth water balloon.

His mistake is that he spends too much time in exposition. Don’t explain… attack.

You should have thrown it at Hobbes when you had the chance, and case closed.

When you gotta shoot, shoot… don’t talk

before you give birth to another weapons brainchild talk with bruce wayne or tony stark.

Every year for my birthday, my relatives join me in a massive water ballon fight. It’s awesome.

My two older (almost 4 & 8) boys know I don’t like getting wet and they always tag team me when I let them have water balloons, Little rat finks!

Dry not. Do. Or do not. There is no dry.

More attacking ,less yakking Calvin !

This is another reason why Calvin is like a Bond villain. Apart from his megalomaniac streak, he boasts before his attack.

Calvin had more than enough time to get Hobbes when he was bending over for the stick.

Isn’t that just like Calvin? Brings a water balloon to a stick fight.

Hey Cal, you need to sub out your water balloons to a Pentagon contractor. They might cost a bit more, but they burst more spectacularly.

Calvin was trying to force Hobbs under his control with threat of force, Hobbs disarmed the threat to himself. Moral…

Look on the bright side, Calvin. No bath tonight!

Oh wait. I forgot Calvin has a no-nonsense Mum.

xxx

hilarious.

Inspired by SDI?