Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2016

Mad Cow! Mad Cow! Where’s my rifle?

I’ve heard of Jersey State Troopers but didn’t know what it meant.

Rolly Cow!

That’s no bull.

There is no surprise in seeing a cow doing 85 mph, but, making sergeant… now you don’t see that to often.

on the road to the university we have cops that dress up as elves, boxes and whatever to catch speeders. Great – now they know they can dress up as cows

To serve and protect….Kind of hard to serve and protect when they are busy trying to hide. Ever notice the European police cars vs the ones in the US? Kind of makes you wonder what’s wrong with this picture…

In my area they don’t even need to hide, people speed so much that for an officer its like going fishing, you can’t catch all the fish, just pick one and away you go.

Must be a Canadian cop, EH?

Going 85 on that “3 wheeler”? I think not!

A “mooving” violation.

At this point in time I’m incredibly relieved that this isn’t an LSD flashback.

he better be careful..looks like a real bull in the pasture, and since the cop has an udder, well…this could get ugly!

I liked the old days better when you couldn’t miss the gumball machines on top of their cars. Cops these days have such thin light bars on top they could be mistaken for ski. racks.

At least he was dressed as a cow, being dressed as a pig would not be good for anyone.