“I don’t care if it rains of freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, glued to the dashboard of my car.”
As per first post, it’s remarkable how many of these folks leave the driving to him, so driverless cars, not to mention cell phone texters, have been around a long time. Classic is the car going 45 in the fast lane of the freeway, with a 70 mph speed limit.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
It IS the way too many of ’em drive, or aim.
debra4life1958 over 8 years ago
Doesn’t speak well for Christians, does it??
Olddog1 over 8 years ago
Followed the GPS without watching the surroundings.
jreckard over 8 years ago
Ick! Thus the perils of distracted driving.
Linguist over 8 years ago
Sleeping with the fishes was not what the Christian bargained for.
Dan Collins creator over 8 years ago
Theres nobody in it, just a wreck.
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Holy carp!
Jonni over 8 years ago
Its a mailbox, and the fish is reading the new neighbors name.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think the engine’s flooded.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
The driver ran out of faith and gasoline? (Reference to a Carrie Underwood song).
puppeterry over 8 years ago
In case of Rapture, this car will be without a driver.
puppeterry over 8 years ago
Rapture of the Deep?
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
“I don’t care if it rains of freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, glued to the dashboard of my car.”
As per first post, it’s remarkable how many of these folks leave the driving to him, so driverless cars, not to mention cell phone texters, have been around a long time. Classic is the car going 45 in the fast lane of the freeway, with a 70 mph speed limit.
Dan Collins creator over 8 years ago
I should have broken out the windows too, so there wouldn’t be any misunderstandings.