Pickles by Brian Crane for May 30, 2016

and Nelson says, “Who is this potato guy?”

And from whom did Mrs. Plato learn that? Plato’s father-in-law?

No, she read it on the internet.

So true.

I thought all wives recognised this of their husbands.

I prefer the philosopher that said, “If you can’t impress them with facts, baffle them with bullsh**!”

Nelson has a lot to learn.

The wisest man in the world is a woman.How do I know?Because men run the world and today is Memorial Day.

Way to pull a Sergeant Schultz, Earl!

I agree. Beware of know-it-alls; they generally know the least.

His wife must have been like Opal then.

xxx

One of my favorites

We need a tee shirt with these pearls of wisdom.

Actually, Socrates told him. It’s Socrates’ quote.

…i wouldn’t know.

Pluggers… Or maybe Nelson said, “Everyone knows Play-Doh can’t talk, sheesh!”

Plato taught Aristotle who ended up disagreeing with almost every one of Plato’s beliefs.