Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 08, 2016

I want the one with the red glowing piece on the end!

It’s like Girl Scout Cookies, they aren’t really made of girl scouts…. right?

He must have found a cheaper way to fly.

The other red meat.

Those kabobs are probably too deer anyway.

Have you tried the Blitzen blintzes?

You have to go to Asia to get real hotdogs.

What are kabobs? Or should we ask?

Can I have a Ding Dong deli sandwich instead? How about some Twinkie teriyaki?

The North Pole locavore diet.

Or in Estonia…reindeer meatballs are delicious, although I try to avoid thinking of what they are made of when I eat them!

where are the Ding Dongs? (Christmas bells?)

Love it!!!

whiteheronDespite a sharing culture, I doubt that they could afford to let you have any, but in the poverty-stricken reservations of the arid US, dogs are eaten on occasion.

Quite sometime ago, I wrote somewhere on one of these pages: Santa has fired all the elves, moved the whole operation to China,and you don’t want to known about the reindeer. Now you know.

Reindeer are OK, but not caribou. Reindeer are a farm animal like pigs, chicken or beef.

I’ll haave a Dash of Dancer on my Vixen, please.

“HO-HO-HO, Reindeer Kabobs! Tell ya what I’m gonna do: I’m gonna let you STEAL ‘em! LEGALLY! For ONLY $5.00 each! Or, for just $7.00, you can steal a HO-HO-Hoagie Sub! OR, Better yet, I’ll just flat-out GIVE you ONE OF EACH; a Reindeer Kabob AND a HO-HO-Hoagie Sub, for only $10.00! C’mon, whaddaya say, get the Christmas Spirit EARLY this year?”Uh, maybe later. As in, six months from now? (Gag) I gotta go.Bear in mind, this “Santa” is also noted for bringing musical instruments (especially pianos and violins!) to kids who aren’t even remotely interested in musicianship!

Hallmark already has their ornament catalogs out.