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Blonde boy: I was finishing my worksheet over breakfast and spilled juice all over it.
Mrs. Olsen: I guess today is not your day.
Blonde boy: Wait. I get my own day? When?
Mrs. Olsen: I don't think they declare it until after you're famous and dead.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
Crush those dreams.
Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago
“Today is not your day” is always correct.
sandpiper about 8 years ago
That does seem to be the way of it for most folks.
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Oh, and this is the first day of the rest of your life. Deal with it.
I Quit about 8 years ago
I hope this doesn’t mean we’re getting a “Prince” day.