Opus, you utter wuss! How can I ever sympathize with your pointless self-pity again? If you aren’t willing to “go for it,” you don’t deserver “it,” ever!
I guess this is it for Opus and this girl. Pity. I liked her and I never got her name. Maybe she can be Portnoy’s girl. Hodge Podge is still technically married to Rosebud the Basselope.
JusSayin over 8 years ago
I guess being Henry Miller would be a little too ambitious for Opus. And she could be Anaïs Nin.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
“He asked me to fill in for him tonight.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
That’s -a no penguin. That’s-a a chicken.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 8 years ago
Pen-gu-iuns is pracktickly chickens!
Edmond Dantes over 8 years ago
I certainly hope she’s not “barron.”
Edmond Dantes over 8 years ago
(Personally, I think the penguin is going to blow it.)
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
The thing is where are Mr. Miller and Mr. Barron. They have disappeared and it is very suspicious. Are they with Mr. Hoffa, maybe?
anotherwhirl over 8 years ago
Is this a comment on the Trump fiasco where he pretended to be his assistant/publicity guy some years ago?
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Like I said, I’m Mr. Dinklefwat. Thanks, John, I’ll take it from here. I think the Donald needs you.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
Panels 2, 3 and 4 need to be just a little bit wider on the right side.
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
The gal is smiling in panel 3. She was happy to see Opus. She’s just wondering about his ‘John Miller’ comment. I’m afraid this penguin has cold feet.
ars731 over 8 years ago
you know I would take an chance with her, even if she may have murdered her husband
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 8 years ago
This John Miller is much more fascinating than the one Trump pretended to be
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
Those pregnant pauses will start to go forth and multiply!
Edmond Dantes over 8 years ago
Just to be clear.
I am not pregnant.
Edmond Dantes over 8 years ago
There is nothing wrong in murdering your husband, as long as he’s not a water fowl.
I mean, we’re all going green, aren’t we?
Get fuzzy 4527 over 8 years ago
What just happened here??
HAL69 over 8 years ago
Opus sinks into her beautiful gaze…and he keeps sinking. Drat!
Tain'tPelagius over 8 years ago
I thought you were dead.
PROMO CODE: Intellectual Property
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Opus, you utter wuss! How can I ever sympathize with your pointless self-pity again? If you aren’t willing to “go for it,” you don’t deserver “it,” ever!
Port&Hodge4ever over 8 years ago
I guess this is it for Opus and this girl. Pity. I liked her and I never got her name. Maybe she can be Portnoy’s girl. Hodge Podge is still technically married to Rosebud the Basselope.
ChrisV over 8 years ago
Had a feeling he’d chicken out, the poor dope!
Edmond Dantes over 8 years ago
Nun,
Your husband won’t end up in a wood chipper, will he?