I turn on the tube and what do I seeA whole lotta people cryin’ “Don’t blame me”They point their crooked little fingers at everybody elseSpend all their time feelin’ sorry for themselvesVictim of this, victim of thatYour momma’s too thin; your daddy’s too fat
Get over it (slide guitar riff)Get over it (slide guitar riff)All this whinin’ and cryin’ and pitchin’ a fitGet over it, get over it
I’m assuming the whole cannabilism thing started because the female needed extra protein in order to have healthy babies so the male does double duty by his offspring.And many many little critters die soon after mating anyway. so this way, instead of being random food, the male very specifically is helping his mate and offspring.
Humans have the same kind of subspecies.They are called “Golddiggers”.The Golddiggers are in fact even more brutal than the Womantis:While the Womantis mercifully kill and eat the fathers of their kids, the Golddiggers keep them in perpetual slavery in plain sight but away from their kids.
Humans have the same kind of subspecies.They are called “Golddiggers”.The Golddiggers are in fact even more brutal than the Womantis:While the Womantis mercifully kill and eat the fathers of their kids, the Golddiggers keep them in perpetual slavery in plain sight but away from their kids.
Bilan over 8 years ago
Better question, do you tell your sons about the Mantis version of the birds and bees.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Don’t all the other little mantis children bug their mothers about the same thing?
I guess Father’s Day on their home planet is more like Father’s Memorial Day.
Ragtime78rpm over 8 years ago
Total sexism. The females deserve to be treated just like the males.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 8 years ago
Human females just devour men’s souls.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
For the Mantises, Fathers Day is like any other of the food holidays.
Kalkkuna over 8 years ago
These comments are classic examples of being as funny (if not more than) the strip!
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
Wo-Mantis, Woman-tis. I saw what you did there.
gantech over 8 years ago
I turn on the tube and what do I seeA whole lotta people cryin’ “Don’t blame me”They point their crooked little fingers at everybody elseSpend all their time feelin’ sorry for themselvesVictim of this, victim of thatYour momma’s too thin; your daddy’s too fat
Get over it (slide guitar riff)Get over it (slide guitar riff)All this whinin’ and cryin’ and pitchin’ a fitGet over it, get over it
markjoseph125 over 8 years ago
Thanks, big guy. I love your well-thought out and concisely stated defenses of facts and rationality here on the comment pages.
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
I’m assuming the whole cannabilism thing started because the female needed extra protein in order to have healthy babies so the male does double duty by his offspring.And many many little critters die soon after mating anyway. so this way, instead of being random food, the male very specifically is helping his mate and offspring.
tea62 over 8 years ago
Have you noticed? Lots of comic strips are picking up on the headless mantis theme.
himbear over 8 years ago
Humans have the same kind of subspecies.They are called “Golddiggers”.The Golddiggers are in fact even more brutal than the Womantis:While the Womantis mercifully kill and eat the fathers of their kids, the Golddiggers keep them in perpetual slavery in plain sight but away from their kids.
himbear over 8 years ago
Humans have the same kind of subspecies.They are called “Golddiggers”.The Golddiggers are in fact even more brutal than the Womantis:While the Womantis mercifully kill and eat the fathers of their kids, the Golddiggers keep them in perpetual slavery in plain sight but away from their kids.