B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 02, 2010

That pig doesn’t understand the mechanics of egg laying very well. How can you lay an egg that’s that much bigger than you?

Imagine the size of the frying pan you’d need to cook that!

Good Morning, Gweedo Murray, Little Sister, ♠Lonewolf♠, LuvH8, Tanya & everyone else!

OUCH!!!!!!!

Sheik, maybe he thought the stork, er, the pterodactyl brought it. :)

Mmm, eggs and ham…

Breakfast is served. You got the egg, and now we can have ham or bacon to go with it.

Hello Big Sister, Tanya, MontanaLady,Grog, Lonewolf, WoodEye, Yukoner, Pouncingtiger, Pamlicorat, Sheik, Johanan Rakkav, Gweedo Murray, and Nab.

I’ve laid some big eggs in my time. Once at the In-Laws——

Must be a YEEEOWWEE! bird.

The Kiwi bird of New Zealand has the largest egg size to bird size of any bird.

What can I say, Totally Trivial Trivia.

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Good Morning Tanya, Little Sister, Gweedo Murrary, knocks over beer, lightenup, & Everyone!

I’ll take my egg over easy with bacon and grits.

Make mine scrambled.

Good Morning to pamlicorat, Grog, Lonewolf, Knocks Over Beer, Little Sister, Big Sister, MontanaLady, Gweedo, lightenup and all fellow BC’ers!!!

RunsWithBeer: Is that species related to the Oh No bird?

Congratulations, it’s a T-Rex!

Good morning, pamlicorat, Tanya, Sheik, Grog, MontanaLady, Little Sister, Gweedo, Lewreader, and the rest of the cave dwellers!

How can a dwarf give birth to a full size baby?

Nabuquduriuzhur said:

Be tough for a “he” to lay an egg, too…

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Gender-bending rooster assumes new identity as an egg-laying hen

Sheik: “That pig doesn’t understand the mechanics of egg laying very well. How can you lay an egg that’s that much bigger than you?”

To give the pig the benefit of the doubt, maybe he assumed the bird was MUCH bigger BEFORE laying the egg…

Obama has figured it out! The egg he has laid is a whopper.

It still begs the question of who DID lay the egg?

I would love to eat big eggs with ham. I would even eat them with my hands. I would I could eat with legs and lamb. I’d even drink a soda from a can. I love my big fried eggs with ham, just keep the Salmonella as far away as you can.

I always thought it was the “OOOH, AAH” bird. You know the one. Two pound bird lays a four pound egg. The prime example of Involvement and Commitment. The chicken is involved, the pig is committed.

dkram said, The Kiwi bird of New Zealand has the largest egg size to bird size of any bird. What can I say, Totally Trivial Trivia. —- Likewise, the Kiwi bird of New Zealand is also known as the Apteryx. A wingless bird with hairy feathers.

It’s not his own child, but he’s atopped it.